You have to read this – 15 year old me

So I was looking through all of my old computer files today and came across all my old secondary school work that I had saved!

Among the many homework assignments and essays I found a word document labelled “The Truth About Coursework“. I was intrigued as I don’t remember doing a school assignment on this?

Take a look…

The Truth About Coursework

By Polly Clarke, age 15

I hate coursework so much because I am so stressed out and I have been depressive all the time because I have been so hung up on getting every subjects coursework in on time that I have become somebody so angry and insensitive that I have lost all my friends and is now living at home sitting at my computer all day and night typing and typing forever because I have nothing better top do with my time than to write rubbish about poems and novels that I don’t even care about. I really don’t care about “what way” I can improve what I have written because I cannot be bothered to repeat the same things over and over just to please some teacher that I can get an a* – c because that’s the grade that keeps the schools rep at its  best. How many times have I heard “how is this relevant” of course its relevant because im writing coursework!!!!! Howwwwwww stupid!!!!!!! How can anything in coursework be irrelevant!!?!?!?!?!? Because as long as your talking about the novel/poem/subject of course it’s totally relevant!!! If you go on talking about something stupid like chipmunks or jam then yeah THAT’S irrelevant unless it’s a report about the affects of chipmunks eating jam then even that would be RELEVANT WOULDN’T IT!!!!  So many rhetorical  questions dotted around my work like its some sort of sarcastic comment about how rubbish it actually is. Is there any point in actually trying hard anymore? If you got a D she would go crazy to make you a C and not even bother to carry on to make u an a like you want because she doesn’t mind as long as its in the “Boundaries” these days all teachers care about is their salary and I think if you have the guts to become a teacher you should expect more than just your daily hours of work because that’s your job isn’t it!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? What do you expect? Children to just magically understand everything they are told? Yeah when’s that gunna happen? And what is up with getting this much cw done in yr 10?  Ok were doing this before yr 11! Why… this… is the truth about coursework

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I was having a really bad day today and this cheered me up so much. I was never a ‘bad’ student as such but I was definitely loud and disruptive at times. I was one of those annoying kids that would call teachers out on mistakes and never let them live it down. Clearly I had a pet peeve about rhetorical questions too…

To put things into perspective, this is a selection of photos I found of me at that age…

Back in the day before skype and facetime we had MSN video chats.
Back in the day before skype and facetime we had MSN video chats.

You can probably tell from those photos that I have never been will never be a person that takes themselves too seriously. Life is too short to worry about being embarrassed and it’s a good job I don’t embarrass easily being very photogenic and everything…

I wanted to post this here to remind the educators of the WordPress community how different we all were at that age. Back then, your biggest problem in the world was writing an essay – such a blissful time. So when you’re marking your next piece of work or worrying how your students may react, just remember that they may go a bit over the top at the time… It’s nothing on you. Keep pushing yourself and your students and they’ll appreciate it in the long run. I’m half tempted to go back to my school and show my English teacher this because I ended up doing really well in English and I’m now into the blogging world?!

Who would have thought writing essays was something I’d enjoy… Let alone become one of those gutsy teachers that clearly only care about their huge salaries!

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Why did I enter Waterstones?!

I try to never go into Waterstones as I love it so much. I’m a weirdo that likes science AND reading!! ie. My two highest grades at college were Biology and English. Weird.

Waterstones is like the designer shop of the book world. Everything is either RRP or above unless its going in the sale bin (which even then is still more expensive than online) and i’m honestly surprised it’s still going with all the online shoppers these days. Maybe its because people like me walk in and see an actual book in real life and simply can’t walk away without it. That’s pretty much today’s story.

LOOK AT IT THOUGH. The Palgrave Student Planner 2015-2016 by Stella Cottrell.

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I already have a planner for this year that I kid you not has already started falling to bits. So when I saw how thick this was I had to have a look. And my god is there masses of extra information in what is supposed to be just a planner. You could plan your whole life with this planner.

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SO MANY CHAPTERS!

Each month begins with a full page for you to plan our your general to-do list for the month and any notes you want to jot down. The weekly spread contains times, locations and notes for any event you have (ideal for a current student that is also volunteering and working part-time!). There are also really cute ‘tip of the week‘ sections at the top of each week to keep you going and a box of ‘deadlines to meet this week‘, which will really help me keep on top of blogging!

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I’m showing you three of my favourite ‘extra’ pages that I can see being really useful as a university student in particular but also any student really! A money planner that forces you to total up all of your expenses down to ‘gifts for others’ so you never stray beyond that student overdraft. Mini reviews on apps about student life! I especially like the idea of maintaining good study habits and will be trying out those ones for sure! Finally, laundry symbols and cooking temperatures. You may all be laughing at me like ‘PAH, how do you not know how to cook and clean!? Typical dirty, lazy student’, but seriously, how many of you know the symbol for non-chlorine bleach? Also, I rarely ever cook anything in the oven that isn’t set at 180’C, so I will learn from this!

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I won’t show you everything, but as you can see from the contents page, well over half of this planner is dedicated to all of the external aspects that get you on the right track. It also has all the basics of the average planner anyway any considering it was only 99p dearer than the average wire-bound planner from other retailers, it’s well worth the investment (p.s. it’s even cheaper online!).

Teacher’s back to school guide

I decided to take a wander around my local shopping centre today to finally get my hair cut (haven’t had one in just under a year… My hair has gone mad). I ironically didn’t even get a haircut today, but an appointment has been made! Progress!

In the meantime, whilst meandering around the mostly high-end fashion shops wishing for a time where I have solid income, I noticed a common theme… Back to school branded everything! Although, these displays seem to cover only half of the market…

SO MUCH BACK TO SCHOOL!!

They all target the kids!! Now as much as its the kids that are going back to school, and its the kids that will be bugging their parents to buy them all this useless amazing stationary, teachers are going through this too!

I think it’s about time teacher’s had a back to school spree! Here’s my advice for this…

  1. Pens!

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You can find them anywhere and everywhere! Here is a special display just for pens to demonstrate their importance…

2.  Paper

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I finally bought some new printer paper!! No more excuses now! Although you’ll obviously need masses of notebooks as well as printer paper.

3.   Oodles of unnecessary stationary

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You’ll need a rubber in the shape of a penguin one day right?

4.  Some professional looking clothes

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5.  Motivation

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In the form of constantly hot coffee (flask), the promise of food (microwavable container) and a reflective daily journal so you can keep a record of your failures mistakes and lucky days successes!

6.  Some kind of stress relief

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Because whether it be alcohol, playing video-games, reading a good book or chilling on the balcony (or all four for me!) we all need something to help us wind down and forget about that bad day week month term.

If you have all of this along with a passion for educating and content knowledge yada yada yada… Then I reckon you’ll do just fine!

As long as you don’t run out of coffee of course…

Book review – The Brain Box by David Hogson and Tim Benton


I really really love this book and highly recommend it for anyone still studying for something! It’s full to the brim of hints,tips and great strategies for revising and writing essays/reports. It focuses more on self-discovery revolving around your attitude towards work. I would compare this book to curing a disease rather than curing the symptoms of a disease (like a true medical sciences graduate). It tackles the important aspects of studying like your mentality and motivation rather than feeding you empty techniques like I have seen in other study books.

Moreover, there are still useful tips like the revision timetable planner that I found particularly helpful and interesting ways to make revision more memorable eg. Using music.

What’s best about this book is I have met one of the authors at an educational event and he was an inspiration to get motivated to teach as well as learn. He even managed to teach us a random list of Grammy award winning films using one of the techniques. I can still remember quite a few… Silence of the lambs… Dances with Wolves… Forrest Gump… Gladiator… I haven’t seen half of those!

It’s £9 on Amazon for 196 pages that may revolutionise your life.

Resources

General revision:

GetRevising.co.uk – Great for organising your workload and designing creative resources to keep you on track

RevisionWorld.com – Amazing site that outlines the key information for each GCSE and A-level unit for easy revision

S-Cool – I used to use this when I was in school… Same as before, good breakdowns for GCSE and A-level units

BBC Bitesize – A classic revision tool for secondary school subjects that goes over the basics and has fun quizzes and games to keep things interesting!

The Student Room – A place to share your thoughts with other students about homework, university or just general student life!

eRiding – A huge database of random resources for both teachers and students across a range of subjects (can be a bit awkward to navigate through).

Edudemic – Helpful articles on how to get through school both as a teacher and a student! Also focuses on educational links with technology.

Careers resources:

Prospects – Brilliant website full of info and more resources about every career under the sun and all the details you could possibly want about how to get there too.

iCloud – A set of first hand experiences within different careers to get some reviews and ideas on whether it would be for you.

The National Careers Service – Lots of help on how to get started on finding and securing the career that is right for you including university choices.

Science revision:

Flash Bang Science – Quirky company that offer fun experimental methods and quizzes to test secondary science knowledge.

Super awesome experiments to try:

Plastimake – Crazy material that you can mould with your hands into anything and be super strong, but can also return to original material to reform!

Butter experiment – It may sound boring but making butter in a jar may be more fun than you think! Wonder how long it would take to make cheese…

Points of interest:

Good Magazine – Infographics – A subsection of a magazine that deals with statistical representations as infographics. Has some interesting science articles too.

Duncan Shotton – Super cute sticky notes that act as bookmarks that may be useful when reading masses of text books!

TED article – how to give more persuasive presentations – Great article with hints and tips on how to present yourself more effectively.

Guardian science blog – The Guardian do a great series all about science bloggers writing one-off pieces for the master blog of them all! *life goals*

Bad Science – Ben Goldacre is a man of many talents. From being a GP, academic, blogger and most importantly an advocator for abolishing misleading statistical info he writes great pieces relating to stats and medicine and even has a book (which is also fantastic and hilarious)!

Design Thinking – Provides some stunning resources and posters for school life

Teachers specific resources:

Doddle Learn – Cool resources for teachers although can be costly.

Educake – Paperless, online assessment tools to completely revolutionise teaching!

Science Fix – Blog with tonnes of videos on easy science experiments to repeat in class.

Teacher Planner Co – Incredibly beautiful and practical planners just for teachers! You can personalise them too!